Trevor and Jimmy stood in a buzzing lab filled with screens and wires.

“The Marvel Universe did not bleed into our own organically”, Trev/ JARVIS droned, formulating an Email on his screen with each member of the Fellowship as recipients,”You have verified the source of the incursion?”

“They call themselves the Kangs”, Jimmy mused,”Dom, Alex, Tom and Rob. They set us on a collision course with the MCU this season. They were likely the cause of the Fallout theme last season”.

Trevor typed the information into the Email and hit send,”But this information has a 50 percent chance of spurring a revolution. Was that the intended outcome?”
Jimmy opened up a TVA portal and looked back at Trevor, “My intention is always chaos. But I’m taking on Doom to see what his intention was”, with that, he stepped through and closed the portal.

*(Points Scored x2) + (Points Scored Winning %) + (Points Scored * Winning % if played vs the median score of the week)

Josh might be missing Devon Achane, but he still has the power of friendship! Spider-Man’s Amazing Friend, Kyle Pitts scored two touchdowns against Magneto’s defenses. Before this matchup, Rawb decided to drop Demario Douglas to play Jaleel McLaughlin, which was… ok. Although Josh Allen disappointed a bit with 18 points, JT provided his reliable 21 points and Germie Bernard dropped 25.7 tons of metal on Spider-Man.  Too bad Josh has super strength in his arsenal, as Jayden Daniels lifted up the metal and tossed it back at Magneto. Then Josh shot Terry McLaurin out of his web shooter…. Only for it to fall short! McLaurin suffered a season-ending knee injury! Josh didn’t even have time to grieve as Rob buried him in disappointment.

Rob is undefeated against Josh in the 4 meetings and climbs back to .500. Better luck next week, Peter Parker.

I was favored by 66% heading into this Championship rematch, but the fates had other plans. Somehow, Chris Boswell, Dameon Pierce and the Chiefs were the foundation of my team. Bijan, Nico, Michael Wilson and Jameis Winston short circuited. In the Rouge’s gallery, Luther Burden and a “kissing” Kirk Cousins comeback propped Abigail up into a commanding lead heading into Monday Night Football.

Haribo Rogue knocked Thor down to his knees. “I'm gonna put ya down easy, suga”, Abigail laughed before coughing a bit,”Yuck, I must've absorbed a Southern accent when I was in Charleston”.

Thor charged up Chig Okonkwo and delivered a meteoric punch, victory was within his grasp! However, the lightning fizzled as Rogue managed to absorb some of the punch’s bite, allowing her to win by less than 2 points.

Abigail nets her first regular season win against me, improving her record to 2-9 in our rivalry. Believe it or not, this was my perfect lineup, showing what a sorry state the 1-5 Beerserkers are in. Truly, a Fat Thor arc if there ever was one.

We had to break out the popcorn for the 4-1 vs 4-1 box office smash hit. 

Jimmy stepped out of his portal in front of Dom, perched on his Doom Throne.
“Bow before your god Emperor”, Dom commanded.

“You know, I’m something of a god myself”, Jimmy smirked.

Cam Little and Matt Gay neutralized each other. The historically solid Texans D faltered for Jimmy, while D’Andre Swift and the Broncos Defense charged the Bodega Cats further up the scoreboard. But Jimmy’s trusty steed JSN and a Matthew Golden 22 point show out kept Jimmy in this competition. This is another showdown that was decided on Monday Night Football. It was Kittle vs. Evans, with both of them fighting off EMPs. Evans was off to a hot start, only for the EMPs to eat away at his rib cage. This gave Dom the opportunity to land the final blow and assert his dominance in the West at 127-117. Don’t beat yourself up too much, you had the best possible outcome with your roster.

“You have information that I require”, Trevor directed his intentions towards Tony.
“And I require a W. Let’s dance”, Tony jested, web stringing some great performances by DK Metcalf and Tre Tucker together and covering JARVIS in webbing. But Trevor burned it off, having reprogrammed Drake Maye back to top form, while engineering a Malik Nabers 29 point showing and marquee Chuba Hubbard performance. This one got heated! Tony’s Tight End duo only put tiny dents in Trevor’s metal frame. Xavier was Worthy, putting Trevor in position to win it, as Antonio Williams outperformed his measly 4.9 point projection. It looked like the sun was setting on Tony. But you can never count a Maguire out (including Lizzy). As Trevor stood over him, Tony’s symbiote was refining itself into a fine point on Tony’s hand. Before Trevor could land the final blow, it shot out, piercing his mainframe! The last play of MNF wasn’t a Hail Mary to Antonio Williams… it was a Niners sack of Jayden Daniels! Possibly the first ever win by a walk off sack in Fellowship history. Tony escapes with one with .62 points, the closest margin of victory this season and the 10th closest matchup of all time. 

After the sparks settled, Tony and Trevor looked at one another.

“We both want to choose next year’s theme, right?”,Tony asked.
“Affirmative”, Trevor said bluntly.

Tony put out his Spider-hand “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful alliance.”

Katie lined the branches of Tim’s Groot forest with explosives, “Sorry Tim, I wish I could just let you win.”, she whispered.

“Grooooot!” Suddenly, the branches came alive. That’s right, Tim hasn’t given up yet! Tyler Shough balled out despite having broken bones in his hand. Tyler Bass kicked Katie in the face with 17 points. Tim tried to activate Cam Skattebo to finish her off… only for nothing to happen! Even Mark Andrews only put up 1.4 points.

The Jags defense set Black Widow’s response back by -0.5 points, but she rebounded with T-Law and Jakobi Meyers combing for over 41 points, while James Cooked! Booms rang out, as Tim crashed and burned, suffering his 6th loss in a row. Hopefully the remnants of this loss will plant the seeds for a win, Tim.

Katie’s season is still alive, netting her second win this season. She gathered up Groot’s charred remains and carried them off to Domgard.

This matchup carried a lot of weight, with two hot teams looking to end each other’s streak. Jess thought she could phase Coutrland Sutton and Justice Hill into Santa’s workshop undetected. But even 7.8 points register on Santa’s alarm system! Alex’s trusty Reindeer, Zay Flowers and Kenny Walker, pulverized Shadow Cat. Jaylen Coker and Emeka Egbuka clashed and Isaiah Likely still put up 23.9 points despite trash quarterback play. Colston Loveland finally did something… on Jess’s bench! In the end, Jess couldn’t overcome a CMC who just ran up the score for Alex as the only player to eclipse 30 points this week.

Santa stood over her in victory, extending his Infinity Gauntlet hand,” Come, you’d like to vote on next year’s theme, wouldn’t you?”
Jess weakly nodded, and took Alex’s hand.

Scarlet Witch is really feeling herself this Halloween season. J Love is experiencing a career renaissance, Bhayshul Tuten is tip-toeing to 24.8 points, while Jeanty, Lamb and McMillan don’t disappoint. But Ron was sunk by former Sacks in the City RB TreyVeon Henderson and Marshawn Lloyd, who combined for 4 points. Ron unfortunately had to sleep with the fishes after a dominant performance from the City.

Alyssa is now one of the best teams in the League at 5-1. Ron isn’t dead in the water at 2-4, but he needs to turn the tide.

The East gathered around Santa Claus at his North Pole hideaway.”Ho ho ho, under my leadership, everyone will choose the theme every year”, Alex cheered in his jolly voice.

“I want Fortnite. All the skins, even foreskins”, Tony responded.

“Marvel again, but this time it's Marvel Rivals”, Ron said during his turn.

“You guys are retarded”, Abigail sighed.

“Then it's settled! The East will claim the West and the League for Christmas… and Democracy!”.

All the East saluted Santa Claus, ready to choose the theme for next year. 

Meanwhile, Dom had assembled the West in Castle Domgard. “As you see, all of this would not have been possible without Doom.”, Dom said from his throne.

“I've got my bone to pick with you, but I can't let Santa run things”, Jimmy stated.

“I am Grootful”, Tim declared.

“I'm honestly just here for the vibes”, Josh shrugged.

Then from the shadows, Tom stepped forward, clutching a bottle of Malort.

“Thor, I see you've come to your senses to swear fealty”, Dom's metallic voice echoed.

“Doom, you are a tyrant”, he said, walking in front of the throne and raising his bottle,”But the League would crumble without your iron grasp”.

Dom then stood and cheers’d Tom's Malort with his can of Chonk. The West was united to quell the rebellion.

You read all that right! Week 7 is East vs. West to prove who is the better division. The East has won the past two Battles for Middle Earth, so the West has something to prove. Let’s take a look at next week’s cross-conference matchups.

Sacks in the City vs. Rawbpeople: Scarlet Witch tests her might against Magneto. She wields Mjolnir against the Rawblins. Can one of the League’s best teams unseat a Kang?

Detroit Lines vs. Bodega Cat: Shadow Cat goes from facing Santa to Dr. Doom. A true crucible, if there was one. 

Chunkahontas vs. The Algorithm: Groot takes on JARVIS is nature vs technology. Tim’s first win would hand the Macksucken to Trevor.

Lulu Lemon vs. Jimmy da Kid: Santa and Loki battle across the multiverse. This is a favorite for matchup of the week as titans clash.

McConkey Kong vs. Bully Maguire: Black Widow enters a dance off against Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man. A clash of styles makes this one interesting.

Haribo Lecter vs. Philadelphia Smeagles: Rouge and Spider-Man duke it out. Can Abigail absorb Josh’s power without taking his team’s injuries?

Beerserkers vs. My Name Jeff: Thor goes underwater against Jeff the Landshark. Two struggling teams try to edge each other out in the crab bucket.

Coming Next Week…

FELLOWSHIP OF THE LEAGUE: CIVIL WAR

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“What would you like for next year's theme, little boy?”, Alex asked Rob, who sat on his lap.

“I know who you are”, Rob said, deadpan.

“Why yes, I'm Kris Kringle”, Alex laughed.

“No, who you really are”, Rob interjected.

Alex didn't answer. Instead, a sinister smile accompanied the gleam in his eye.